I’m my own bae

nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

me at any social situation ever: i don't know what to do

vulpunx:

mirahxox:

my-poor-brain:

"We did a screen test and so, they brought in cameras, and then there were four Jims and four Pams, and we got mix-and-matched. Every time I was matched with John, it was so easy and it just was so natural. On the second day, of auditions he leaned over to me and he said, ‘You’re my favorite Pam.’ And I said, ‘You’re my favorite Jim! Oh my gosh! I hope we both get it!’ So, when they called me and said that I got the role, I said, ‘Who’s Jim? Please say John Krasinski.’ They said, ‘Yes, it’s John Krasinski.’ And I knew. I started to cry and I knew that the two of us together… I couldn’t be Pam without him. He’s my Jim. He just is."

Jenna Fischer



FEELS.

favorite.

I am dead inside.

the-times-like-these:

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS


OH GOD

the-times-like-these:

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

OH GOD

suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
next day: *everything fucks up*

thisunion:

therealbarbielifts:

troyesivan:

one day i will stop reblogging this gifset

today is not that day

I can’t take it HAHHAHA

Me last night hahaha

ryeou:

i swear she will sleep anywhere except her own bed

clanked:

yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore